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Your nimble fingers gently tugged at the golden blonde locks of your husband's hair. His hair was soft, seeming to melt like silk with contact.

   He sat crosslegged with his back to you while you sat on your knees, taking three locks of his hair and braiding them skillfully.

   Your daughter was in front of him, sweeping away with a makeup brush at his cheeks, the soft bristles dusted heavily with a shockingly pink shade of blush. "Hold still daddy," she mumbled in concentration, her small hand working away to 'beautify' her father.

   "Okay, okay, I'll stay still..." He said in his soft tone of voice, sounding so positively nice even in this uncomfortable situation.

   You wrapped a rubber band around the end of his last braid with a smile. "Alright! I'm done!"

    "So am I!" Your daughter giggled as Matthew shifted to look in the full length mirror to his left.

    His cheeks were so pink that he resembled a porcelain china doll, electric blue eyeshadow reached all the way to the top of his eyebrows, and black eyeliner was caked on thickly in a very racoon-ish manner.

    Suddenly, the front door opened and you all glanced at it to see just who was entering. In came Matthew's older brother Francis, who's eyes were immediately drawn to the Canadian.

    "Ohonhonhonhon," he sauntered up to Matthew, "bonjour, sexy lady. I am Francis Bonnefoy." He took his hand, laying a heavy kiss on his knuckles and quickly working his way up his arm, Matthew squirming uncomfortably.

    "Mama," your daughter clung to you as you attempted to not burst out into laughter, "why is uncle Francis kissing daddy?"

    The Frenchman froze, his lips now placed on Matthew's upper arm. He pulled back and studied your husband's blushing face. "Hi..." Matthew said quietly.


    Let's just say that Francis now watched more closely who he hit on.
I have no idea....
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kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  New member
Haha that was funny
Lizana66 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*dieing right now* PFHH
Silent--Songbird Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your stories are so wonderful! Congrats you got watch/stalk! ^^
0lexdelapp Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I'm just gonna fav this…
And browse your gallery…
And watch you…
And stalk you…
You know I'm not kidding right?
Skitsophraniac Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
I'm okay with it all
nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol that reminds me of when my little cousins and I were really bored so we snuck into my brothers room, ( I had a big makeup kit that I got for Christmas.) he's a really heavy sleeper. So I grabbed a red wig from my closet from halloween put it on him and let my cousins do the rest... When we were done he looked like Ariel mixed with chuck Norris... I love my two brats now.. ( their nick names I gave them )
Queenofspadesx2 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Oh my 96neko, you are awesome!!!!!! XD
MizNygma Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA!!! Fruking hilarious!!!!
Phasewalker96 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I-I t-think I'm d-dieing! *is on the floor laughing so hard I'm no longer breathing and my body is shaking violently then eventually dies*
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student General Artist
me and my aunt did this to my uncle Brian, his hair is down to his knees by now...
My aunt Taraa did his hair and i did the makeup (i was like, what, 6?) and his brother, my uncle John walked in (also, im amazing at makeup, he looked like a girl XD) and he said, " Who's the hot chick, she a friend of yours, Taraa?" (hes still single) and i said, "Auntie Taraa, why did uncle Joseph call uncle Brian a hot chick?" then my uncle john (his name is joseph, we call him john) ran screaming curses. my aunt Taraa, uncle Brian, and I were laughing like nuts, although Uncle Brian was creeped out XD
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